so, if you plan on riding amtrak, don't worry. there's only a 50% chance your conductor is totally stoned. so, that's good. [ laughter ] "our next stop, the seventh dimension." [ laughter ] and finally, starbucks is planning to open its first store in india by the end of the month. you can tell the store is in india, because instead of pretending to write on their laptop, customers pretend to fix them. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey! thank you for tuning in. thank you for being here. we have a fantastic show tonight. he has a popular daytime talk show, and he's got a show on cnn. i don't know how he has the time to be here. anderson cooper! >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] just a fantastic guy. i love him. plus, she stars in the cw's new show, "emily owens, m.d." mamie gummer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] great show. and we got music from kendrick lamar, everybody. oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be fun stuff t